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Kid Showbusiness And these are the only audio fragments you were able to isolate? Yes, sir. The voices you will hear are those of Deputy Director Rogers and Dr. Del Wright, the archaeologist from the Texas site. "..question is not where it came from, sir...when..." "And it just appeared? No one on your team had noticed it before?" "That is correct, sir. On the 13th, Mr. Johnson had gone back to the western cavern for supplies. He saw the structure, and immediately..." "2185? How is that possible?" "We can only begin to guess." "Did you find the date written anywhere else? Just the money?" "Sir, if you'll look at the not..." "...coins? Just pennies? Were they left on purpose?" "They didn't seem to be of any use to him, so he threw them out--he or she, or it, sir." "And what were those schematics for?" "A Sony Playstation, sir. It had been modified as you can see here, but its basic operation is retained. Those cables you see seem to suggest the device is now capable..." "...called Big Red. It's the name of a regional soft drink--his information must have been outdated. We're still analyzing the contents of the can, but we think it's some kind of nutritional supplement. You can see the symbols for Big Red also seem to match up to Dr. Pepper, so perhaps there's something common to the ingredients. We're still looking into it." "And what about this grouping here? What do these glyphs mean?" "The first are unclear, but we've understood that second phrase to be breaking hearts, or heart breakers. Our best guess--information exchange? Some way to receive orders? His favorite band? We're not certain." "And he's been here since '77?" "Yes, sir. It looks like he left the Texas site sometime around 1985, but his current whereabouts are a complete mystery. We did receive an anonymous report from Fairfax, Virginia---" "Fairfax?! So close..." "But what is his mission? If he's from the future, somehow, what does he want from us? Change history? Take control? Simple vacation?" "We have some--hold on...that's strange, this device just began to hum..." "The gameboy? What's---my god..." "It's him! He's here! No! Stop! HALSEY!!!!" Interests: Consultant Location: The Technodrome

Member Comments: Kid Showbusiness 12:25am, on August 6, 06 LMAO, this is great. Written by our very own Cap'n Shorty